An introduction to Colly's World

Hello! My name is Colly. That's not my real name, but I made this blog as a means to completely be myself...and to do that safely, I have to keep my real name hidden (so all you bitches who really know me, I'm like Spiderman and if someone reveals my identity, then Mary Jane's gonna get eaten by a penguin, and nobody wants that). I've got to be so secretive, you see, because I'm a great big pot head. I smoke A LOT of pot and it's a big part of my life, and it's just one of those things that's not quite legal yet, so gotta keep it on the d/l. Let's see...I can tell you I am very much a female...22 years old...work as a shift leader at a fast food restaurant. I live with my 26 year old boyfriend of almost 4 years, some call him D, so we'll just call him D here and our housemate, who we'll just refer to as J. The two who hang out here the most I'll refer to as the Reefer Twins as a pair, and Eyesack and Dumbface (really my nicknames for them IRL) separately. Eyesack is J's younger brother and pretty much my best friend. But alas, Dumbface has had to give up the green in hopes of finding a new job and moving out of his parents' house when he can be free to go green again, lol. I've got a pretty normal and boring family, a younger brother who is almost a high school graduate, a mom, a dad, two grandmas, and a cousin who is more like a big brother than a cousin to me.

Let's see...some stuff about me and us...we live in Small Town, USA... a one stoplight type of place with graduating classes averaging about 50 students. I didn't go to college, maybe one day, but I've had too much shit fucked up in my head to just jump right in like most do. I'm almost 100% positive I am obsessive-compulsive, but swore off therapists after my first and only visit with one. I'm also pretty sure I'm narcoleptic, but I can't afford to go to a neurologist to find out and my dad won't hear of any neurologist talk, so I won't be getting any help there. No biggie, I'm a big girl, I'm an adult, and I have the wonders of cannabis. I honestly picked up the pipe for the hell of it, just to try it, and for a long time, I was a social smoker, I'd toke every now and then, but then I realized that it really DOES help me function like a normal person. On top of the suspected narcolepsy and OCD, I also have extreme anxiety. It makes me a crazy fucked up mess and it really really sucks that the only thing I have to make me function like a productive member of society (which I very much am) is illegal. It sucks ass, and I'm definitely an advocate of legalization, so if you're anti-legalization, you better press your back button now.

My favorite past time is hanging out on forums...I've made a shitload of friends on one in particular and so even though I'm on my butt in front of a monitor, I'm a social butterfly on the keyboard, lol. I also like to play with and dote on my dog and all the cats that hang out here.

Anyway, that's me in a nutshell. Maybe I'll keep up with this blog for awhile, maybe not. We'll see.